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Larkyn Simony
- Dec 22, 2020
- 6 min
Three Animals It Would Be More Awesome to Ride to Work Than a Horse
Because Hell Yeah!
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Larkyn Simony
- Dec 4, 2020
- 2 min
An Open Letter to Hello Fresh
I Already Made a Video Review; It’s Time for Action!
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Larkyn Simony
- Nov 15, 2020
- 4 min
Be the Glitter Bomb: Never Make Yourself Small
And Three Ways I'm Not Like Herpes
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Larkyn Simony
- Nov 12, 2020
- 4 min
Black Friday: Don't Make Retail Workers Wish For Your Slow & Protracted Death
Stay the Hell Home Until No Earlier Than Friday at 10 am!
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Larkyn Simony
- Nov 8, 2020
- 2 min
An Open Letter to the Pet Who Just Peed on My Bathmat
You Know What You Did!
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Larkyn Simony
- Nov 5, 2020
- 7 min
When You Accidentally Tell Your Coworker He Sucks & is Bad at His Job
Because You Don't Know How to Gossip Properly
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Larkyn Simony
- Nov 1, 2020
- 3 min
New Study Suggests Men Should Not Wear Speedos at Public Pool
Or Anywhere Else, for That Matter
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Larkyn Simony
- Oct 29, 2020
- 6 min
Watch Out Guys, Women Will Make You Gay!
And Midget Sex Fantasies
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Larkyn Simony
- Oct 23, 2020
- 4 min
Things I Regularly Do That Make Me Want to Hide Under a Table: Part One
Or Under a Bed or in a Closet
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Larkyn Simony
- Oct 8, 2020
- 6 min
The Trash Compactor Scene in Star Wars
The Joys of Getting Older! "Lady! 35 is too young for a mammogram!"
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Larkyn Simony
- Oct 4, 2020
- 3 min
Women Demand Better Quality in Dick Pics
Men, If You’re Going to Send Them Anyway, At Least Make an Effort
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Larkyn Simony
- Oct 1, 2020
- 5 min
Showdown in the Girls’ Locker Room!
"You! You can't hit me with a ball! No one hits me with a ball!" Amber Willis boomed.
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Larkyn Simony
- Sep 24, 2020
- 7 min
Size Really Does Matter
Getting Dicked Over by the Fashion Industry
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Larkyn Simony
- Sep 20, 2020
- 9 min
I Got Left By the Bus on My First Day of Work
Beep! Beep! Dumbass on Board!
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Larkyn Simony
- Sep 13, 2020
- 5 min
When Your Sweet Tooth Takes You to Rock Bottom
Is Mainlining Icing Through a Straw Acceptable?
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